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[转贴][灌水] 世上最强的“中国式英语” 看完晕死

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发表于 2006-2-20 10:23:00 | 显示全部楼层

                        01.we two who and who?
                        咱俩谁跟谁阿
                       

                        02.how are you ? how old are you?
                        怎么是你,怎么老是你?
                      

                         03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
                        不鸟我,我也不鸟你
                       

                        04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,  brothers ! together up !
                        你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
                       

                         05.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then
                        say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
                        有事起奏,无事退朝
                       

                        06.you me you me
                        彼此彼此
                       

                        07.You Give Me Stop!!
                        你给我站住!
                       

                        08.know is know noknow is noknow
                        知之为知之,不知为不知...
                       

                         09.WATCH SISTER
                        表妹
                       

                         10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
                        龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
                       

                         11.American Chinese not enough
                        美中不足
                       

                         12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
                        车祸现场描述
                       

                         13.heart flower angry open
                        心花怒放
                       

                         14.go past no mistake past
                        走过路过,不要错过
                       

                          15.小明:I am sorry!
                        老外:I am sorry too!
                        小明:I am sorry three!
                        老外:What are you sorry for?
                        小明:I am sorry five!
                       

                        16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
                        要钱没有,要命一条
                       

                         17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
                        我叫李老大,今年25。
                       

                        18.you have two down son。
                        你有两下子。
                       

                        19.as far as you go to die
                        有多远,死多远!!!!
                       

                        20.I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
                        给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
                       

                        21. no three no four
                        不三不四
                       

                        22. seven up eight down
                        七上八下

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发表于 2006-2-20 13:03:00 | 显示全部楼层
真有两下子。
按本色做人;按角色办事;按特色定位。
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18.you have two down son。
                        你有两下子。
你说下辈子如果我还记得你,我们死也要在一起!
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发表于 2006-2-20 15:40:00 | 显示全部楼层

米国黑人英语: 我三十,她三十二

i'm dirty(thirty),she is dirty(thirty) two(too)

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发表于 2006-3-4 23:03:00 | 显示全部楼层
go past no mistake past
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